Remove this ad
avatar

Man38

VIP بہت اہم ساتھی دوست

Posts: 135

Lead

Jan 30 06 12:17 AM

Tags : :

Ek aurat ke pass "Jadu ka lun" tha. Jub woh kahti " Balley balley balley" to lun uss ki phuddi ke ander baher hona shuru ker deta aur jab us ka jee bher jata to kahti " Ruk Ruk" aur lun purskoon ho jata. Lun ko hamesha woh aik box main apney saath rakhti thi.Aik bar woh kissi ki shadi attend karney ke liyey gai aur woh "Box" waheen bhool aai. Chunanchey apney mulazim Karmoo Chacha ko kaha ke ja ker woh box le aaye aur sath takeed ki key ussey khool ker mat dekhna. Karmoo Chacha se na raha gya aur mutajassus ho ker rastey mein uss ne woh box khool ker dekh hi liya. Box mein Jadu ka LUN dekh ker uss key moon se be-ikhtyaar nikal gya "Balley balley balley" Bus yeh kahney ki der thi ke Jadu ka Lun apni jaga se ur ker faza mein gyaa aur wahaan do chaker laga ker mizile ki tara wapis aaya aur Karmoo Chacha ki bund ke ander baher hona shuru ho gya.Pechey se ek gadha gadi wala aa raha tha. uss ne dekha ke ek shakhs road ke darmyaan mein uchel raha hey. uss ne gadhey ko rokney ke liyey kaha "Ruk Ruk" pass Jadu ka Lun waheen purskoon ho gya. Uss ne Karmoo Chacha se poocha "Yaar tum road mein uchel kyoon rahey they. Chacha ne gand se dedh foot ka Jaduii Lulla nikal ker dikhatey huwey kaha " Iss muzi ki wajah se." Bus yeh dekhtey hi gadha gadi chalaney waley ke moon se nikel gya "Balley balley balley" Yeh kahney ki der thi ke LUN karmoo chacha ke haath se choot ker gadha baan ki gand per hamla-aawer ho gya. Peechey se ek tanga aa raha tha. tanga baan ne jo trafic block dekhi to ghorey ko rokney ke liyey bola "Ruk Ruk" aur Lun purskoon ho gya.Chacha ko iss doraan sari game samajh aa chuki thi. Uss ney foran uss ki gand se Lun nikal ker Box mein band kiya aur gher ki taraf shoot laga di. Gher pohanch ker uss ne apni Maliken ke hawaley box kiya. malkin ne khush ho ker ussey Rs. 100 inaam diya. jab woh janey laga to uski maliken ne poocha "Chacha box khol ker to naheen dekha tha ?" Chacha hath joor ker bola, "Begum sahib mein ne gand to naheen marwani thi........."

Shahzada Saleem looking for Anarkali

Quote    Reply   
Remove this ad
Remove this ad
Add Reply

Quick Reply

bbcode help